Shark Shit

When a third opinion is proposed but it is so wildly ludicrous that it somehow wraps around to being sensical.

You are so full of shark shit man

by blueminati February 11, 2025

Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Shark

You came here from the definition of Urban Dictionary, didn't you?
Shark is a sea creature. Not a sexual position.

This guy is so gullible, he searched "Shark" on Urban Dictionary, even though he knows what a shark is.

by I hate fortnite kids March 6, 2025

Trade Sharking

Trade Sharking Is When An Experienced Trader Exploits A New Trader's Lack Of Knowledge To Get Their Items At A Significantly Lower Price.

"Someone Just Traded Me This Item For Mine. He Says Mine Is Only Worth One Dollar And The One I Got Is Worth A Hundred."
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"

by Peht March 16, 2025

Thirsty shark

When a man travels to a tropical place and discovers a deep sexual desire for another man or group of men. A Thirsty shark is often associated with a straight male turned twink.

My friend Tyler is a Thirsty Shark.

by Trevor Johnson May 16, 2023

candy shark

most slayful candy boom sis shark in the universe (candy shark community members only)

CS4L

hey candy shark, shall we go to the muffin truck?

by Candy Shark Merry Perry May 22, 2023

Shark

epic fish with a cartilagnous skeleton, or in other words- sharks are squishy bois. I like sharks. Sharks are very misunderstood. If you see a shark in the water, stay still. Also help sharks. Sharks are not to be confused with "sgarks" which are magical sharks with lungs and legs

Sara: That shark is SOOOOO cute!

Bill: Sara that is the correctest thing you ever said, that is one cute shark.

by Sharkz are cool™ May 23, 2023