Sausage Doughnut

Prolapsed Anus

That dude has a sausage doughnut!

by CraZKchick June 11, 2023

Sausage Knocker

An individual who knocks over a vessel of sausages.

Who knocked over all of the sausages on the buffet?
Ben did, he's a sausage knocker

by EvilBoris DX August 08, 2022

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 10, 2015

Sausage side

Behind enemy lines, where the men go.

'Where's Johnny?' 'He's gone sausage side to git some.'

by Cockwombleface February 11, 2022

Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.

That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.

by Preacher59 December 15, 2018

sausaged

to pour boiling water over your boyfriends penis, add salt and pepper and eat it

"i sausaged my man's pipi last night. we're never ever having sex again"

by Krkič July 12, 2019

Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.

Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!

by Kraplach March 19, 2016