Pulling A Keegan

When you masterbate in the shower while your spouse is home.

"Dude, you idiot, you got caught pulling a keegan?"

by bigbuckhunna January 10, 2021

Pulling a jack

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.

Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack

by Obviousb1tch May 23, 2022

Pulling a Tyler

When someone sleeps on the same bed, couch, or sofa with another person and manages to let the opportunity of getting in their pants slip by.

Pablo was pulling a Tyler when hr slept with Jordana last night

by Juanito Tyler June 28, 2014

Pull a McRae

To overreact to the incorrect perception of misfortune.

"STOP, EVERYBODY! CHECK YOUR COATS. Mine's missing again. Oh wait, nevermind."
"Relax, don't Pull a McRae."

by Tanner Frederick February 14, 2008

Pulling a Turco

Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :

1) Work got the best of me today.

2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.

3) I have to babysit my parakeet.

4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.

5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.

Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.

Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.

Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.

Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.

by Zeebot July 1, 2021

pulling a Joe

usually referring to a guy that just recently got rejected, where the man who got rejected makes it worse than it actually is, complains to everyone, and takes it out on those that tried to help him out of his depression.

Tim: yo what's up with Adam? he's been a real dick to me recently.

Ben: Madeline just told him they couldn't be anything more than friends... he's just pulling a Joe. He'll be fine.

Tim: That sucks... I still think he's being a dick.

by justgetoverit July 22, 2011

Pulling a French

Surrendering before a fight. Giving up when something is to hard.

Guy 1: this project is so hard i give up
Guy 2: come on man stop pulling a french

by Kahl Karl October 16, 2011