PETTY POINTS

shelby

shelby dated alex and she gets petty points

never ask for petty points

by pettypointsmaker May 6, 2019

god point

A piece of advice or an observation that is so insightful, profound, and life-altering that it transcends ordinary good points. A god point has the power to significantly change perspectives, decisions, or even the course of one's life.

The term "god point" originated on imageboards like 4chan. Over time, it evolved to describe comments or advice that are exceptionally impactful and transformative.

Her advice on balancing work and personal life was a total god point. It completely changed how I manage my time.

by Ferdifuchs July 1, 2024

Dew point

When it is beyond humid. When it is TOO FUCKING HUMID.

When it is beyond humid you say "It is so dew point right now you could jump in the air and swim away!"

by Krodinn June 3, 2024

Triple Point Shit

A defecation consisting of solid, liquid, and gaseous components, derived from the concept of a triple point: the pressure and temperature at which a substance’s solid, liquid, and gaseous phases are in equilibrium

Wow! That Taco Bell messed me up so bad it had me taking triple point shits!

by The ironic chemist July 20, 2024

point slut

Someone who makes uneconomic or impractical decisions to maximize the number of points that realize from an airline or hotel chain.

Bob: While do you fly to Boston on AArdvark airlines with three connections?
Bill: I have mega-platinum status with AArdvark, plus I want the extra miles.
Bob: You are a point slut.

by jfburke619 November 4, 2022

Two Point Conversion

When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.

Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead

by Phill Latio November 3, 2008

Dong Point

A point awarded for a complex task (ex: play ding dong hide on their property, punch ben in the bazookas, etc) in the game or organized system of DONGING. See definitions ''donging'', ''dongage''.

''Dong that house for 500 dong points!'' ''Bro steal the candy bar ill give you 500 dong points.''

by Patrick ''Dong Dictator'' October 7, 2019