mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy September 5, 2016

describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall

Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

by Gosuckasprucetree May 26, 2022

Christmas tree father

A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.

Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.

by bossonvacation January 15, 2018

willow tree syndrome

1. The act of being shady or sketchy in character.

2. Not trustworthy or believable.

You can't trust anything that he does or says, he suffers from willow tree syndrome.

by SecretAgtWoman December 24, 2009

christmas tree final

When your grade for a class is right in the middle of two letter grades, so your final grade isn't going to move you up or down a letter grade, so you just draw a christmas tree on the scantron.

Joe: "Did you study for the math final?"
You: "No I have an 85 in math so it's just a Christmas tree final.'

by barbq ur mom March 26, 2016

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 27, 2013