mexican tree war

A gang bang of chodes.

We should not be involved in this mexican tree war.

by I Big Daddy February 21, 2016

Peach Tree Dish

The type of dish that Bill Gates uses to make fake meat and force you to eat it.

MTG: They want to know if you’re eating a cheeseburger, which is very bad because Bill Gates wants you to eat his fake meat, which grows in a peach tree dish.

by headshotcraft June 04, 2022

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 28, 2013

Irish Christmas Tree

A bush where someone has hung a bag of dog shit, like some disgusting decoration on a Christmas Tree.

You should probably walk on the other side of the street. Theres an Irish Christmas Tree up ahead.

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

talking it up a tree

Was making something out to be great - was bigging it up.

This movie better be good, you’ve been talking it up a tree for ages

by Frazdug April 04, 2021

Cop some tree

To pick up, buy or purchase marijuana.

Let's, burn it! But first I need to cop some tree

by Nikismiles August 19, 2017

describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall

Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

by Gosuckasprucetree May 27, 2022