Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"

Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!

by Jessejames May 9, 2012

nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha

Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.

by Lasoniic January 8, 2012

Nut-Peel

the act of removing ones testicles from ones leg. often followed by the scratching/fondling of the testicles. its not gay to play. sweaty genitals provide prime condition for the Peeling of Nuts.

Setting: Hot day.

Someone is due for a quality Nut-Peel.

by The Hebrew Hammers February 22, 2011

Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

by SimCouta March 10, 2011

No nut twenty

Similar to no nut november, but instead you may not nut at all in the year 2020. If you do you now fail and you are a failure. good luck!

Have you failed no nut twenty

by The nut king November 4, 2019

Ghost Nut

The ghost nut is all that green stuff on the skulls in Sea of Thieves y'know? Like it's all up in the head of the high level boys and up in the nose and the eyes and sometimes in the sky when there is a large concentration of nut like during skeleton forts. You take the ghost nut and sell it to the order of souls who's prime goal it is to use the nut for maximum gain, be it for personal consumption which can also be done be a player if the have a high enough reputation. They also get the nut all up in they cloth and the ship so they can flaunt they collected nut.

Boy, I wonder what the order of souls is doing with all that ghost nut!

by Ghost Nut Collector February 17, 2021

Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 9, 2022