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Calm A Nut

Why don't you build me a bridge and calm a nut
by Fatika February 22, 2011
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Chuckle Nuts

Chuckle Nuts are the phenomena that occurs when one's own family jewels begin to jangle about when laughing.
Boy, that joke about the pirate with the steering wheel on his shaft sure gave me Chuckle Nuts.
by its_gr8pes September 26, 2022
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Nut-Tapped

Nut-tapped: When something taps your nuts you’re doubled over like a bitch.
My dog Nut-tapped me on the left & now I can’t breathe.
by PureEnergy82175 August 17, 2020
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Nut-Peel

the act of removing ones testicles from ones leg. often followed by the scratching/fondling of the testicles. its not gay to play. sweaty genitals provide prime condition for the Peeling of Nuts.
Setting: Hot day.

Someone is due for a quality Nut-Peel.
by The Hebrew Hammers February 22, 2011
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gum nut

When you receive a blow job from an elderly man or woman, because they have no teeth their gums will rub on your penis and when you ejaculate (nut) it is called a gum nut.

Gum nuts are also little objects that fall off gum trees commonly found throughout Australia.
Oi Hazza your grandma gave me the best gum nut every last night, I think I'm in love.

Look at all these gum nuts that fell out of this tree bro.
by Cute Pencil Case October 24, 2018
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Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.
Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.
by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021
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nut jockey

The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.
by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010
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