Cookie Monstering

When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth

Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack

by TheAssEater69420 March 19, 2019

Monster JAM

Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM

Monster Jam means this.

Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.

"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"

"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."

MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.

by Monster Jammer May 26, 2019

thumby monster

It's a digit that is employed in the butt.

There's a thumby monster around.

by Kublai Khan October 27, 2003

fish monster

Fish Monster (F-ish) (Mon-ster) Adj. - The act of being a fish monster. A Fish Monster is a fat, ugly person thats crawls out of the depths of society and Lies, cheats & steals their way into an attempt to be victorious in whatever they are doing. They also eat their own boogers.

There is no way he should be were he is, he must be a FISH MONSTER.

by Pullout May 21, 2016

blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger

tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

The Watery Shit Monster

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

by bals642 October 24, 2009

universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.

The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!

by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004