douche monster

When someone you thought was your friend is being annoying and won't shut up.

I.E. a douche.

You: LALALALALALALALLA

Me. God! Shut up!! You are such a douche monster some times.

by you know who it is12123235 October 21, 2010

skin monster

An unusually obese man or woman.

Rosie O'Donnell is looking more and more like a skin monster these days.

by bling bling202 February 13, 2008

pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective

Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.

by spermgun.is.triggered_cumshot July 6, 2017

clout monster

The act of consistant clout chasing that is regarded as being a clout shark.

My girlfriend Morgan is a clout monster cause she goes on my phone and likes her on pics on Instagram.

by Spicy Dick January 20, 2019

blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger

tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

The Watery Shit Monster

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

by bals642 October 24, 2009

universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.

The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!

by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004