pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective

Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.

by spermgun.is.triggered_cumshot July 6, 2017

Cookie Monstering

When You Put A Crushed Up Cookie Inside Of The Asshole And Lick It Up With Milk In Your Mouth

Albert Used Cookie Monstering To Get A Delicious After School Snack

by TheAssEater69420 March 19, 2019

clout monster

The act of consistant clout chasing that is regarded as being a clout shark.

My girlfriend Morgan is a clout monster cause she goes on my phone and likes her on pics on Instagram.

by Spicy Dick January 20, 2019

thumby monster

It's a digit that is employed in the butt.

There's a thumby monster around.

by Kublai Khan October 27, 2003

blackness monster

a black guy's dick.8 inches or bigger

tron's blackness monster ripped my guts up last night.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

The Watery Shit Monster

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

by bals642 October 24, 2009

universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.

The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!

by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004