Jessica: I am going to ruin your day in one sentence.
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-
Pokémon Fan: What is it then?
Jessica: Pokemon will end some day.
Pokémon fan: And that is the day I will stop living
Jessica: WHAT THE-
by Wolfs_Are_Cool November 7, 2021

by Lajdhfbsjskfnfns February 26, 2020

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment, at randomly inappropriate times. (Think: Pocket Dialing... except using Facebook Live)
Ray: "Yo, did you see Pete snoring last night? It was hilarious."
Dave: "Yup that was the funniest pocket live video I've seen in awhile!"
Dave: "Yup that was the funniest pocket live video I've seen in awhile!"
by RogerBlack January 24, 2022

by sosatecc June 18, 2022

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

When two people spend all day everyday in each other's company because they can't spend enough time together.
by Ramba Su August 8, 2016

i have no will to live
by riverdonut November 24, 2021
