Blegg Axe Killer

Someone who kills axes. They have many backstories, but here's one:

Belgg Axe-Killer

Height: 6'3"

Weight: 200lbs
Sex: Male

Bio:
Belgg Axe-Killer is a human-elf mix. He was always shunned by his peers and looked down upon for having mixed blood. After Belgg reached adulthood he joined the military hoping to earn everyone's respect, however he was kicked out for his aggressiveness towards axes. However when the Holy War came around, they called upon every person in the kingdom to take up arms, and Belgg once again joined the military. After much success he became one of Idroyn's best generals and earned the respect of his peers. At a party the king held, Belgg met the king's daughter Marya, and they fell in love. They got married and eventually they ruled over Idroyn. Together they had a son named Telphyt

Blegg Axe-Killer (Adj): "I saw Blegg Axe Killer in my shed yesterday. He was killing all my axes"

by Blegg Axe-Killer October 25, 2017

anaconda cunt killer

A dildo that is so substantial that it will render any woman who dares to use it unable to walk for several days.

Amy: Jesus Christ I can barely walk today...
Jessica: That probably because you stuffed yourself with that anaconda cunt killer last night.

by Fritzl, Joseph Friztl December 20, 2017

fortnite team killers

Clearly, one of the worst people you will ever meet online,
Most of the time they are in a party and they fricking choose to teamkill you

Also, Epic Games will only ban the streamers that teamkill, not always the normal players
No clue if reporting them works, but I feel so satisfied when I kill a team killer..

Person 1: Oh wow that's a fortnite team killer,
Person 1: I killed him! Yes ahahah, wow he's so bad at the game. I mean, fortnite team killers and PUBG team killers should just quit

Fortnite Team killer: OMG why did you kill me what did i do?
Person 1: ... what you SHOULD do is leave this game. stupid fortnite team killer

by aninternetnoob April 23, 2018

Five dollar killers

People who would kill anybody for a little change. People of low intelligence and shifty moral character.

Damn y'all are some five dollar killers yo.

by Sammy Uncanny May 9, 2018

The Sacremento Killer

Unidentified killer. Murders were commited 1976-1987. One victim was working at Denny's when this person stabbed her 7 times in the kitchen. Her name was Tesa Williams, she died of heart failure after being stabbed. She claimed that the killer was 5"7 and was wearing a black mask with blood all over. Police searched downtown in Sacremento and then searched a Casino finding a couple dead. And seeing a note repeating "Kill". Authorities claimed this was the Killer as well. In 1989 August 2nd, An officer named James Cfredt was found hung on a clothing hook and a throat slit. No more murders occured in Sacremento after October 21st 1989. Detective Ranford found human remains in the woods with a picture of a unfamiliar person. Clients claiming it was the killer. The man was never identified and maybe he's out there today in 2018.

The sacremento killer killed my daughter Tara.

by Iwritescarystories189 May 29, 2018

Reverse Serial Killer

Someone who repetitively changes lives without ending them.

Ex: The girls that bang guys that would otherwise be virgins at 40.

Ex: The end.

I’m glad that reverse serial killer took care of Dick so he didn’t go buck wild on the Vagina Monologue last night.

by Derilict McCoy October 27, 2018

harambe's killer

some dumb ass fucking scumbag that yeeted himself into the crib of a gorilla named harambe. harambe was the greatest gorilla of all time and this little cunt ass shithead got him fucking dead

You know that little scumbag harambe's killer? He fucking sucks ass man

by evega February 24, 2019