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Jordan

Jordan is a fat little annoying 30 year old red head that has no ankles
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Jordan

My hubby and i will marry him i love him.
is that my man jordan?
by Cool kid Sarah May 31, 2018
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Jordan

An amazing girl. One you couldn’t even ask for because you didn’t know she could exist. She has gorgeous brown skin that’s perfectly matched by her beautiful, dark eyes. Her hair curls like there’s no tomorrow, and you can very easily get tangled up in it. She has a laugh that’s a little different, but it’s so adorable. The kind of laugh that you know means she is having the time of her life. She’s often reserved and very quiet, but when she opens up to you, your life won’t be the same. She is hopelessly romantic, and when she looks at you, you can see the love in her eyes. Her nose wrinkles in the cutest way when she laughs. She may be tiny, but she curves in the best ways. She fits like a puzzle piece. When she’s in the mood she’ll jump on you like an adorable little spider monkey, and she won’t let go no matter how hard you try. You can’t help but love her. And the more time you’re with her, the deeper in love you fall.
“Bro she’s so adorable
Indescribably so. She must be a Jordan
by Your dork❤️ November 24, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Eric Harry TImothy Mabius Is Jiraiya Sensei & Michael Jeffrey Jordan Is Delta<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 4, 2025
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Jordan

A new way for white ppl to use the n-word cuz there so fucking obsessed and hella quierd
White person in tt comments: I hate Jordan’s

Another white person: yeah! Facts
by J0lllyyy April 3, 2021
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Jordan

A person who owns a Nintendo 3DS XL, a true Chad usually (always) accompanied by a trouser snake the size of the world serpent (25,000 miles long)
I need to find me a Jordan to enjoy
by The correct person to ask defs February 17, 2024
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Jordan got competition

When one of the niggas who are waiting for next on Tabia partakes in scandalous moments or activities
Jeremiah and Aziz touching Tabia JORDAN GOT COMPETITION!!!!!
by Ptechs number one hater June 13, 2024
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