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Joaquin's Jizz Juicer

The Type of sex toy that reeks of centuries worth of crusted up cum rags, but still works after all that shit's been through
HOLY FUCK, HE GOT THE JOAQUIN'S JIZZ JUICER, GET ME ONE OF THOSE
by JozzJuicer November 24, 2022
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Jizz

JezziezJuzzieJizz
JimmyJizz
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Jizz kill

To ruin the fun aka kill the buzz or cock block
by otb customs May 8, 2020
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Jizz

Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.

Big fat load of cum, then.
{Jizz. Like cum shot. You can say that. You said we can say whatever the hell we want.

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh. I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job... But... do any of these... fuckers... ever blast out of the wall... and have, like, a huge cum shot?

You can't change the rules just 'cause you don't like how I'm doing it.

Big fat load of cum, then.

I don't know what is going on, but somewhere our wires got crossed. You're saying we're allowed to swear. I'm saying "big, fat load of cum" and "horse cock" and you're getting mad.}
by TammyCraps October 18, 2025
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Jizz

come
the white colored spunk that comes out of any interracial.
Him: I jizz-ed my pants yesterday
Her: Show me
by Jizzproducer69 May 13, 2023
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Salad Jizz

Dude, you seriously putting salad jizz on your tendies?
by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025
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jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.
I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.
by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017
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