Jordans

I kicked her in the face with my Jordans. I nutted in her face. ; She wanted jack me for my Jordans. She wanted me to nut in her.
by D.Will83 June 16, 2021
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Jordan

a big lying ass cheater that tells you one thing and does the opposite he’s a hypocrite that likes to control people but sucks at it bc he’s a fucking loser.
person 1: bro did you see jordan today

person 2: yeah don’t trust him at all
by yourmom222222 December 07, 2023
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Jordan

Person 1: bruh i hate jordans

Person 2: Same
by Swankers April 10, 2021
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Jordan

A snacc with sexy hips
person 1: dang look at his hips
person 2: definitely a jordan
by blueberry_333 September 12, 2020
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Jordans

Whatever you do don't step on his new Jordans
by Flowerpower135 September 03, 2016
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JOrDAn

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America
When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
Despacito jordan has nice fingers mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm YES YEET and nice foot yum yeet
by Black boy lover yeet June 01, 2018
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Jordan

A total dick face who doesn’t know how to act and doesn’t know what he wants.
“Man Jordan is SUCH a dick!”
I know right?”
by IHaveABoyfriendThankYou March 29, 2018
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