Mississippi Mud-Flapper

When a guy shits in a girls vagina then proceeds to eat her out.

Dude...she wanted to do a Mississippi Mud-Flapper last night and it went all over the wall

by LOVESTUMP June 11, 2018

mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

by kidlou December 26, 2010

Belgian Mud Waffle

When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.

Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.

Tod: This is going to be epic.

by Rancid47 June 28, 2010

plop a mud hut

take a dump, shit

Student: "Yo ms. g, I'mma plop a mud hut in the b-room rq."
Ms. G: "ight."

by gavor October 25, 2016

The Toledo Mud Hen

While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.

While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.

by Emily or Elise January 4, 2012

Russian Mud Bath

The act of an older Russian pulling out of the asshole of his younger partner and sliding the tip of his cum-laden penis along the length of his partner's taint.

For their fourth anniversary, Craig wanted to go to the movies, but Joe insisted on a Russian Mud Bath.

by MadWorld2200 July 30, 2009

Catawba Mud Cat

The act of smearing peanut butter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Scat.

"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Cat.

by Don Turgenson April 12, 2008