Pig fell in the mud

During sexual inter course, this occurs when a male and female are engaged, and the male’s penis slips out of the vagina and enters the anus.
Paul was having a good time with his wife when a pig fell in the mud, and she was livid.
by Thomas Hammerstone February 21, 2021
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mississippi mud-thumping

When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.
"Hey last night I went Mississippi mud-thumping and I didn't even know it!"

by RE productions. October 13, 2008
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Belgian Mud Waffle

When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.
Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.

Tod: This is going to be epic.
by Rancid47 June 25, 2010
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plop a mud hut

Student: "Yo ms. g, I'mma plop a mud hut in the b-room rq."
Ms. G: "ight."
by gavor October 25, 2016
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The Toledo Mud Hen

While having sex with your lady, remove your penis from her vagina so that you can carry out your plan. Turning your back to her, you will hit her with some explosive diarrhea, attempting to cover her completely. Then, before she has time to react, hit her with a feather pilllow, that you had previously cut a hole into. Once the pillow hits her body, the feathers will escape from the hole in the pillow, sticking to the diarrhea, and turning your girl into The Toledo Mud Hen.
While having sex, I diarrhea'd on my girl last night, then hit her with my feather pillow. Feathers popped from the pillow covering her from head to toe. She became the toledo mud hen.
by Emily or Elise January 03, 2012
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Russian Mud Bath

The act of an older Russian pulling out of the asshole of his younger partner and sliding the tip of his cum-laden penis along the length of his partner's taint.
For their fourth anniversary, Craig wanted to go to the movies, but Joe insisted on a Russian Mud Bath.
by MadWorld2200 July 30, 2009
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Catawba Mud Cat

The act of smearing peanut butter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Scat.
"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Cat.
by Don Turgenson April 12, 2008
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