Jokes

If someone is jokes it means they’re funny

Oh Tom? Yeah he’s jokes he’s too funny

by Chrxsyyy March 12, 2021

Joke

Brady

Brady is a joke

by Asdfyuio September 26, 2019

Wade joke

A joke that's kind of funny but when you laugh at it you feel like you let yourself and everyone else down

"That was a total Wade joke"

by ILoveKetchup402 January 15, 2025

Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

inside jokes

i doubt the urban dictionary administrators will accept this

"We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."

by Your pseudonym September 6, 2025

sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

Joke

A sarcasm based sentence used to induce laughter, which either can get the person telling the joke beat up for being too offensive for the receiver, or the joke works and the receiver does not laugh.

Josh: You can't tell me what to do, dishwasher!
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead

by floopflop June 7, 2022