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idiot

A person who has little to no intelligence/moral compass/awareness/common sense, or brainpower whatsoever.
Did you see that random lady trying to discipline some kid she didn’t even know? That woman is such a fucking idiot! Everyone knows you don’t do that!
by DTrix16 November 23, 2021
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einsteins idiot

If someone is an einstein idiot, they are stupid put occasionally say something super smart.
einsteins idiot: "bro, cigarret companys kill they best customers"
person 2: "bro, that was some einstein idiot energy"
by nebisjammin January 8, 2021
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American Idiot

by Orang3Juice November 5, 2020
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Idiot

An actual fucking brainlet.
An insult to use when someone’s just done something completely stupid.
Chris: You killed my mom you fucking idiot!

You: ye
by Fuck off gay retard March 16, 2020
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Buffoonishly idiotic

A)Something, an idea for example, so buffoonish it's idiotic

B) an intellectual who behaves so much like a buffoon in public they make idiots of themselves.
Aruna Khilanani and her ideas fit definitions a and b of buffoonishly idiotic.
by Sexydimma June 12, 2021
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Useless Idiot

Derived from: “Useful Idiot” (20th century Cold War term for obedient pawns of authoritarian regimes)
Modern Definition – 2025+ Edition:

A person—typically overeducated and underemployed—who, despite possessing access to vast information and elite academic institutions, dedicates their life to parroting establishment propaganda, enforcing groupthink, and shaming dissenters, all while contributing nothing of real value to society.

Unlike the original Useful Idiots, who were at least functionally useful to the regimes they served, Useless Idiots are a net drain on civilization:

Degrees in Queer Postmodern Interpretive Dance or Climate Reparations Economics

Attitudes of revolutionary importance while working part-time in coffee shops

Unable to foam milk or reset a router, but will lecture you on intersectional hegemony while spelling your name wrong

Full of rage when reminded they voluntarily majored in unemployability, and chose activism as personality

Self-identify as anti-authoritarian rebels, yet demanded you be arrested in 2020 for hugging your grandma

They serve you cold coffee with Ana Kasparian ("I'm Better Than You") sass and the smug self-regard of an unpaid MSNBC intern. They want the revolution, but only if someone else funds it and they still get oat milk.
“No, Kendra, I will not sign your petition to abolish Thanksgiving. You’re a fucking Useless Idiot who couldn’t even make my latte hot.”
by SrcMaker June 16, 2025
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idiot committee

A group, often coworkers, whose stupidity and ineptitude combine to make for a useless team where you end up doing all the work
The boss gave the new contract to my unit so I guess it’s me and the idiot committee
by Silver_Leaf June 26, 2022
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