shoe laced

ugly b!tch's dressed up in slutty halloween costumes. this may be a large costume but tends to look like a shoe lace on the larger girl.

guy 1: o man, this halloween party just got shoe laced!

guy 2: wana go hoggin?
(look up hoggin if you dont understand)

by mr. scott.0 November 19, 2010

Clown shoe mother fucker

Wanna be bass tournament angler that has a jersey full of sponsors giving him a 10% discount. Also has a wrapped truck and not that he paid for himself.

look at that clown shoe mother fucker at the fruit jar wearing a jersey.

by @basswd May 26, 2018

Stabbing Shoes

Shoes known in the swinger community as something to wear when out looking for other couples.

“No worries, I’ll be wearing my stabbing shoes”

by Handsome Roberto July 10, 2024

Ah-Gucci Shoes

Broken English from the "JOHNSON DICTIONARY". It means "to have 'Ah-GUCCI SHOES'."

I have Ah-Gucci Shoes"

by Casper's Roast June 26, 2024

Shoes off deuce

An extended and very relaxing poo on the company dime

Where is Johnny I haven’t seen him it 20 min ? Dunno boss maybe he is downstairs taking a “shoes off deuce”, that slacker.

by JRpoo January 15, 2020

shoe-shoing

To lie about a person, place or thing. To be dishonest in one's approach or beliefs.

Teddy be shoe-shoing about the h03s he's got.

Shoe-shoing is just an old school way to say someone is capping!

by NITTY GRITTY April 21, 2023

Bloodstains on my cinderella shoes

Guilty as charged

-Have you ever regretted something?
-There are bloodstains on my cinderella shoes!

by Vvb July 11, 2018