The Kokken Family

One of the richest families in the world. Good friends with the Ambanis. They recently receieved ownership of 48% of the United States of America. They are also known for their good connections with Christopher, the owner of Mcdonalds.

The Kokken family recently receieved 48% of the United States, did you hear?

by thomasbonk July 21, 2024

Jewish family

What Judaism is more like.

Hym "See? Yeah. Incest cult co-opted by the gentiles with the additional promise of eternal paradise to get the 'have-nots' to accept having their lives harvested by the 'haves'. Jewish family? That's an incest cult. Traditionally the jewish would just enlsave you so they wouldn't need the promise."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Family terrorist

A family member whose existence is to disrupt, chaos, risk relationships at all cost . Motivated by instant gratification and selfishness.

Are we having the family terrorist over for the holidays?

by Melitsaha December 26, 2020

Addams family

Sexual act.

Yea, I gave my girl “the thing” in her “uncle fester” like the Addams family

by Hax568 June 11, 2022

family jules

it's an other way of saying penis

"oh he got kicked in his 'family Jules'"
"Oh bro that must've hurt"

by doadams234 August 23, 2018

Family

family is pure love.

I love my family

My best friend is like a sister to me

by Iammyself November 22, 2021

Happy Family unit

Families who have 2~4 children and a 1 pet in order to be showcased on the Happy Family sticker on their cars' rear windshields.

You can spot a Happy Family unit from a mile away; they always have that Happy Family sticker proudly displaying their two kids and a fluffy dog on the rear windshield of their cars!

by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025