Twat face

1. TWAT face is someone who's face largely resembles a cunt
2. their breath smells extremely fishy
3. they are butt ugly and act like a TWAT

clide, with breath that bad, you must be a Twat face

by mkdj December 17, 2008

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Queef Face

When a person's face smells that of a fishy or shrimp juice odor similar to a pussy fart.

John: Dude have you seen that chick Cathy?

Carlos: No, what's going on with her?

John: She's got a Queef Face Bro!

Carlos: That's fucking sick bro!

by Treezy504 November 27, 2009

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Icecream Face

sl. for felatio. Originating from the similarities between the face a blowslut makes while she's sucking on your wang and the face she makes while eating an icecream cone.

You want to come over... well ok, only if you put on your best icecream face.

by The Greg July 15, 2004

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poo-face

1. An utter douche bag, idiot, and asshole, whose face resembles that of a kangaroo's ass. All of this rolled into one humanoid.

Origin: Oddworld

a. You poo-face.
b. Fuking poo-face
c. Damn poo-face

by Oranos December 16, 2004

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A silly expression seemingly invented by two languid stoners who had smoked themselves beyond the point of retardation. Usually sung in a non-harmonic fashion by two people that can't sing and probably never should. Quite entertaining if the selected parties are beyond cheeched. Yeah... That's right. It's the face machine.

Later decided that marijuana itself could be the face machine as it gets you faced and it prompts such undeveloped thought patterns if consumed in high enough doses.

Person 1: "Said I'm talkin bout the face machine!!!
Person 2: Face machine! Awww yeah. Talking bout the fuckin face machine.

Wash, rinse, repeat.

by wrightr333 November 19, 2009

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