Culinary emo

Someone who is constantly hurting themselves in the kitchen because of their lack of culinary prowess.

Brooke sucks at cooking; she always burns her hand on the stove. What a culinary emo.

by KieraRose January 30, 2010

a douche of emos

n. The collective term for a group of emos, as pod is to whales or pride is to lions.

Look out honey, a douche of emos nearly stumbled into you.

Hey look at that, a douche of emos.

...It was a amazing, you almost never see a douche of emos roaming around in the wild like that.

by Mirrors July 13, 2009

Greasy emo

This person is what gives the emo a bad reputation. There can be attractive and non-dirt bag emo kids, however the greasy emo is currently out numbering the clean emo greatly. In general a greasy emo wears glitter on their eye lids, as well as thick gross eyeliner. The greasy emo also tends to be a tad... fucking massive.

Becca: MMMMM glitter on my eyes, MCR in the ears, and a beer belly the size of a whale hanging over the belt. THATS HOW I ROLL.
Me: You're the definition of "greasy emo" your even on UD now.
Becca: Did you say i was emo?! Thats what I was going for :D *loves it*
Me: *PROJECTILE VOMIT EURYWHERE*

by its_saturn February 16, 2009

Emo fuckboi

He’s a sad boi but still likes to play and fuck over girls but blames it on their “depression”

I’m sorry I cheated on you, I wasnt happy because of my depression and I couldn’t control it.

Her: no you’re just an Emo fuckboi

by LittleMissWorthless March 5, 2018

Emo Lily

The girl in half of my classes who is emo and says she isn't but is also a crystal girl and denies it

Lily? Ohhhh that emo girl. Yeah her names Emo Lily

by BiGFatFortniteDaddy March 30, 2022

Emo corner

An extremely sad state of mind, in which one mentally retracts oneself into a confined state of mind, tending to be quite emotional.

<i>Note: Can often be caused by a frida kahlo man</i>

Even though I thought I'd get over him/her, I'm still stuck in emo corner.

by Senser of Auras November 15, 2003

Emo Bean

I nickname given to kids who look emo but are not emo. They tend not to like to be called emo, and become sad or angry when they are called it, and thus are called emo again.

Julian: "Hey, emo."
Jeff: "I am not emo!"
Julian: "Okay, emo bean."
Jeff: "Shutup!" *hits Julian*

by Dylan C. D. B. April 25, 2006