Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"
Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"
Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"
by ThePonyLover92 July 2, 2017
Get the Volcano Dickmug. The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.
I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.
by benaud September 2, 2013
Get the shirt dickmug. While at a nude beach, your flaccid penis gets sunburnt, resembling a zebra pattern on the penis while erect.
by Dnaldz34 May 15, 2018
Get the Zebra Dickmug. by SFJH August 30, 2007
Get the dick papermug. by DCDEAN December 19, 2012
Get the Dick Shovelmug. The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.
Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.
by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011
Get the Dick Fungimug. 