Alexander Clam Bell

A crude mockery of Alexander Graham Bell found in the Shell City gift shop in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004).

"Remember that Alexander Clam Bell thingy from the SpongeBob movie"

"Yeah that was pretty funny lol"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

Clam baiting

Female version of dickfishing. Sending a picture of a plumper and more inviting vagina in the hopes of inciting a prospective mate.

Ohh shit, look at this pic I received from my tinder match, full blown vag

Naw, she's just clam baiting you bro

by epaz22 February 3, 2023

milking the clam

Trying to get extra money or resources out of something that has no more to give; a waste of time and effort

Although he was broke, Bill's mate kept milking the clam be asking for money.

by FHPRGuy November 20, 2018

clam manure

White substance leaving the vagina.

I fucked Sara last night and got clam manure all over me.

by D clam bake November 13, 2017

Clam Bake

When someone with a vagina uses a bong as a dildo.

I like a good ol’ Boston Steamer.

I don’t, but I enjoy a clam bake.

by uglyhot November 29, 2022

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 June 10, 2016

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022