No scrap of wood on the face of the planet would be safe. Scratch that... given the size of the universe it is likely that wood exists on other planets as well. That wood would also be chucked.
Use this as a cleaver and 'safe-for-school' joke when in the company of Chuck Norris fans. Example: Hey guys! How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Guys - We don't know! You - ALL OF IT. Guys - damn man, that was some sick Chuck Norris joke action! You - Yeah, I made that up... How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF IT
by cloneswilleatme February 2, 2024
Get the How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Answer - ALL OF ITmug. Formerly an oscure piece of pipe fitting, which pending redesign will feature in a new entirely non polititically correct martial, (or marital) art which will attract a large fan base in the engineering community.
by not_me_mr December 12, 2012
Get the nipple chucksmug. by Illnevertell July 28, 2013
Get the Busting chucksmug. Chucking a Divis is commonly referred to when a gentleman drops a knee within the first 12 months of a relationship.
Chucking a Divis usually occurs on an overseas trip around the New Year period.
Chucking a Divis usually occurs on an overseas trip around the New Year period.
by 13364469 October 9, 2014
Get the Chucking a Divismug. by Biglazyboy94 August 3, 2021
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by Chuckandfuck January 16, 2022
Get the Chuck and fuckmug. Chuck the cat, is the shit. He's very different, judgemental, but if he likes you're in. Chuck really knows how to melt your heart and get what he wants. You'll never meet another cat like chuck. Chuck doesn't run from dogs, they run from him. If you ever meet chuck the cat, you'll never forget him.
by Mindtrikz December 9, 2022
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