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An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)
by JustB November 17, 2020
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Brandon

The world’s biggest knobhead. Also a great child of god.
That dude is such a Brandon...
by PunjabiWarrior March 6, 2018
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Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG
“damn boy look at that brandon”
lizzo is a brandon
by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020
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brandon and chantel

A really cute couple they might not text alot but they love each other to bits and pieces!😙 if your not a branon and chantel the go ne like me and him!😂
Girl1: Hey, look at that cute couple!
Girl2: oh that's Brandon and chantel!
😚😚😚❤❤❤💙💙💙💙💋💋💋😘
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Brandon

Brandon (noun) is a medical term that describes severe bloody stool constipation terminating at the entrance of the rectum. Nursing care involves disimpaction using one's fist and using portable suction to break apart the stool.

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Sorry hunny, I can't do anal tonight. My Brandon just isn't getting any bette
by Destroyer_M November 23, 2021
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Brandon Callen

One of the most fucked up people you could ever meet. He doesn't know how to drive you might die if you ever get drug into riding with him
Y'all want to go riding with Brandon Callen?

Me: No we will die most definitely.
by Jalapeño24 June 27, 2017
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Brandon

A bitch who sucks at Friday the 13th game. Has little balls and loves to blind unicorn his boyfriend.
by Sailormoon147 August 10, 2018
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