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New Jersey Window Washer

Hook up with a girl with glasses, and jizz on her glasses, then proceed to take a squeegee and clean it off after she couldn't see where she was going and has walked into every piece of furniture in the room.
I was bored after we hooked up, so I gave her the New Jersey Window Washer and she almost knocked over my bookshelf.
by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022
mugGet the New Jersey Window Washermug.

window silhouette

A figure's shadow you can see barely through an open window.
I can only see that window silhouette. Damn.
by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019
mugGet the window silhouettemug.

… Out the window day

On October 3rd he asked me what day it was…

Hey, what day is it?

it’s 011ie out the window day!
by E11a_iz_cool October 4, 2021
mugGet the … Out the window daymug.

rear windowed

When a women usually older than a man's

Tries desperately to find him a good match
Though she really wants to make a tool for women's needs
What happened to your butt bro?
My new gf rear windowed me, my wallet, my life and my family
by ĒdōnīItaAkanīya June 12, 2025
mugGet the rear windowedmug.

grease window

"Hey Doug, do you mind ordering me some french fries when you get to the grease window?"

"Sure thing!"
by Ne0tek November 2, 2017
mugGet the grease windowmug.

Windows Xp

A version of windows now commonly known as the reason people don't wont to buy a Titan Xp graphics card. The reason this is true is because Windows Xp is just another piece of shit operating system "hem hem windows 7 hem hem" Sorry about that i have anti windows itus.
Journal

Aug, 1, 2017

I just built a brand new computer when my friend asked me what operating system it had I said windows Xp. Then he shot my balls off stole the computer and put Linux on it. "sob sob"
by Geek_Squad_999 August 1, 2017
mugGet the Windows Xpmug.

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