describe a spruce tree

When you want to tell a friend to suck a dick but cant say it outloud
Long, thick, spikey, pokey, brown, and tall

Go describe a spruce tree Payge!!!

by Gosuckasprucetree May 26, 2022

talking it up a tree

Was making something out to be great - was bigging it up.

This movie better be good, you’ve been talking it up a tree for ages

by Frazdug April 4, 2021

christmas tree final

When your grade for a class is right in the middle of two letter grades, so your final grade isn't going to move you up or down a letter grade, so you just draw a christmas tree on the scantron.

Joe: "Did you study for the math final?"
You: "No I have an 85 in math so it's just a Christmas tree final.'

by barbq ur mom March 26, 2016

hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 27, 2013

Christmas tree father

A father who is decorated, and is the center of attention for as long as he can be useful. Then when the glamor wares off,
he becomes slowly neglected, then thrown out of the house.

Yes, he's a Christmas tree father, he's staying with me until he finds a place.

by bossonvacation January 15, 2018

Cop some tree

To pick up, buy or purchase marijuana.

Let's, burn it! But first I need to cop some tree

by Nikismiles August 19, 2017

grassy tree root

a sexual position in which a man sticks his raging nathan in a mossy tree root

christopher went to the forest for a grassy tree root

by rottenoysterwitharagingnathan May 3, 2009