Salty Regards - a term that originated on r/WSB and means 'regards' that lost most of their portfolio in one play on options and lost the remainder on revenge play the same week.
Example: What's with the new faces at Wendy's mom?
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
Mom/Karen - Salty Regards, from last week. Waiting in line to apply for a day job but can't afford non-slip black shoes so get turned away.
Child - Aww I see.. I miss my brother..
Mom/Karen - That's also why your older brother is moving in back home tomorrow.
Child - Yayyy!
by Chad_Tyrone July 1, 2024
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"Why are your math grades much lower than the other subjects, do you struggle with math concepts a lot?“
"Maybe, at least I don't struggle with every subject like you"
"Wow salty much"
"Maybe, at least I don't struggle with every subject like you"
"Wow salty much"
by SomeLeanBoi July 15, 2024
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by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
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by Cpl_dick July 19, 2024
Get the a salty dolphin mug.This is what is said when people are greeting you or sending you off and it is positive but it has a negative tone to it so you don't know if you are actually liked by these people. It's awesome to give but not so much fun to receive
As Donny was walking into the party, multiple people said that it was great to see him and then called him "Donny the Dumb Shit!" Donny was perplexed by this salty salutation and his fears were confirmed when someone said the same thing to him as they spit into the beer he just got from the keg.
by von groovy August 7, 2024
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I hate riding in your car because it has no a/c and during hot days I always have salty tears which I cannot stand.
by EMD F59PHI August 16, 2024
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