salty

Describes someone who cannot take a joke and someone who is constantly moody. These people are usually extremely tall or extremely small. Their height usually comes from the father's side of the family.

'God man, your so salty'

by smackdawg May 1, 2015

dirty salty

When a self proclaimed silver tongue swindles a group of innocent molly munchers into a kissing circle.

How was Rotto? Dirty Salty started a kissing circle... He what??

by Plugga’s plug September 2, 2020

salty

salty- when you look really fine. The type to make your mouth water.

he, is like extra salty

by lil_dezz June 25, 2018

Salty

The act of leaving salt behind in whatever you do...

Did you see that Special Hazards Guy?! He’s so salty he doesn’t even need to shovel his driveway in the winter...

by Salty31 May 31, 2018

salty whore head

A person that owns a large amount of taco hats

If you are still hungry go and ask Nigel as he is a salty whore head

by Crazy pants August 19, 2022

Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.

Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.

by Jelainesters December 12, 2021

The Salty Spitoon

When you ejaculate into your own mouth, gargle it, then spit it into someone else’s mouth. Presumably your sexual partner

“Last night in bed I gave my girl the Salty Spitoon”

by Professionalfatherfigure June 1, 2022