salty beef

When a big dude is salty AF and only knows how to respond in insults and sarcasm.

Jim got fired and Dan is just salty beef now.

by kalisco April 19, 2018

salty doughnut

A person's asshole after they take a bath with added bath salts

My girlfriend took a bath with some lavender bath salts and I decided to get a taste of that salty doughnut after she was done

by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020

salty felch

When a man or woman sucks up salty sweat from underneath a fat boob.

Greg used a straw to salty felch Becky's bosom.

by Flieger September 24, 2016

salty hagedorne

when you tip the filter of a cigarette from a friends pack of smokes in your pee hole after you piss and put it back in their pack, the face they make when they taste the salt is called the "salty Hagedorne".

that was rude, he did not really know the guy and he gave him a salty hagedorne.

by ruby 2002 April 15, 2017

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

Salty

The act of leaving salt behind in whatever you do...

Did you see that Special Hazards Guy?! He’s so salty he doesn’t even need to shovel his driveway in the winter...

by Salty31 May 31, 2018

dirty salty

When a self proclaimed silver tongue swindles a group of innocent molly munchers into a kissing circle.

How was Rotto? Dirty Salty started a kissing circle... He what??

by Plugga’s plug September 2, 2020