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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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303rd base

When you are fingering 3 Asian women with only two of your fingers while eating frootloops and having sex with a prostitute from down the block while at the same time getting butt raped by the entire Cleveland brows football team
Person one "Dude! I got to 303rd base last night!"
person two "303rd base?"
Person one *whispers meaning in ear*
Person two *shits pants*
by The logical answer March 29, 2015
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Based

Floch is the most based Eldian along side Eren “daddy” Yeager. Unlike the cringebags in the alliance.
by mattfym March 22, 2023
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base

my partner is the base to my top
by defnada21 December 23, 2023
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Pseudo-based

Pseudo-based When A secretly cringe person tries to say based things to appear based for internet clout, when really they are cringe.
"Aye yo remember how Michel likes to talk mad shit about simps and Onlyfans?:

"yeah"

"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"

"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
by iamgoingtoprisonlol June 6, 2022
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Based

When you don’t get “the Vox” just to annoy liberals
Alex: are you voxxed?
Pred: no, I don’t believe in it
Alex: based
by JesusMartinez-Muñoz April 8, 2022
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Rounding the bases

When the runner loses a finger for every base achieved.
Rounding the bases is necessary for the game to play correctly.
by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017
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