First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
Get the Sexual basesmug. When you are fingering 3 Asian women with only two of your fingers while eating frootloops and having sex with a prostitute from down the block while at the same time getting butt raped by the entire Cleveland brows football team
Person one "Dude! I got to 303rd base last night!"
person two "303rd base?"
Person one *whispers meaning in ear*
Person two *shits pants*
person two "303rd base?"
Person one *whispers meaning in ear*
Person two *shits pants*
by The logical answer March 29, 2015
Get the 303rd basemug. Floch is the most based Eldian along side Eren “daddy” Yeager. Unlike the cringebags in the alliance.
by mattfym March 22, 2023
Get the Basedmug. by defnada21 December 23, 2023
Get the basemug. Pseudo-based When A secretly cringe person tries to say based things to appear based for internet clout, when really they are cringe.
"Aye yo remember how Michel likes to talk mad shit about simps and Onlyfans?:
"yeah"
"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"
"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
"yeah"
"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"
"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
by iamgoingtoprisonlol June 6, 2022
Get the Pseudo-basedmug. by JesusMartinez-Muñoz April 8, 2022
Get the Basedmug. by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017
Get the Rounding the basesmug.