Shark

A majestic and perfect animal that ever swam in the oceans

I gave my shark water

by LavaShark4 October 18, 2022

Shit-shark

A shit-shark is a term for a white chick that only fucks nigs. Often they think it’s somehow moral, or makes them more worldly, but it just makes no self-respecting white man want to touch her in the future.

Debbie may look alright, but I heard she was a total shit-shark in the last town she lives in.

by CommieKilla4Life December 26, 2020

Shark

We all know why you searched this.

An aquatic animal, a shark you idiot.

by BananaBalloon August 11, 2022

lazer shark dick

noen: the plasma gun the you can get in every "doom" game that is playable.

"hey look the doom guy just picked up the lazer shark dick."

by NexusGaming May 30, 2017

Shark

A word with millions of UD entries complaining about how they didn't find some sexual definition. Yes, i know a shark is a fish, there's no need to tell me that every time.

UD entry #1: an animal who lives in the ocean, what were you expecting you dirty minded person

UD entry #2: a shark is not a sex position, it's a sea creature with lots of teeth

UD entry #3: scary water guy. i bet you thought you'd find a sex definition.

*no actual sex entries*

by Applepippin February 27, 2023

reverse shark attack

when you stick a knife handle up your friends ass while they lay on their belly, so the blade sticks out like a shark fin. this makes them crawl across the bed squirming back and forth whipping their feet side to side like a shark

i walked into to andy’s room and noticed that they had just been reverse shark attacked as they whipped across the bedroom

by thedirtybirdwordturd January 21, 2025

Sharked

When you’re epically dissed.

“Dad will you pick me up a pregnancy test”
“Honey you’re not pregnant you’re just fat.”
“Damn girl you just got sharked by your own dad.”

by Soimmo August 20, 2019