The non-dimensionalized size of one's dick in comparison to the dick of B.Fush. One can obtain one's specific dick by the following formula:
S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume
Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness
Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic
The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:
S.D <1
Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
S.D. = Your dick's erect volume / B.Fush's erect dick volume
Where the units therein can be in any consistent system of units. Similar factors can be seen in the form of the following:
Specific Dick Length
Specific Dick Mass
Specific Dick Curvature
Relative Dick Roughness
Where all the above would take on the following mathematical form:
Your dick's characteristic / B. Fusher's dick's characteristic
The one caveat to these factors is that they are always less than 1. For instance:
S.D <1
Because B. Fusher has a bigger dick than you. Always
Man, I once heard this guy say he had a Specific Dick of .963. I believed him when I saw him standing on three "legs."
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I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.
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You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
You should never engage in a threesome with your dick enemy, no matter how hot the girl is, as you would likely half kill her through your mutual need to prove yourself the best, and then end up almost killing one another in a fight.
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Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.
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