Thomas Syndrome

A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.

Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.

by Pisslegend November 14, 2019

Satalite Syndrome

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.

Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.

by Battlebuddy556 April 26, 2021

LB Syndrome

Lazy Bastard Syndrome!!

LB Syndrome is a condition my husband gets when he is pushed past his physical comfort zone and has to have a rest!!

by Jackcol July 10, 2017

Sakuta Syndrome

A syndrome where you like to be hit by your senpai, not in a sexual way, but you make it sexual. Such as a slap, or being stepped on. Not being stepped on constantly, is the worst punishment possible.

Usui got hit in the head by Misa-sama. "You really are a pervert! You must have Sakuta Syndrome if you enjoy me hitting you!" Misa yelled.

by stinky_sock June 28, 2021

Dugey Syndrome

" When you get so many bitches on your dick that you don't know what to do with yourself. " A term to describe having many women that are willing to consent to sexual intercourse and being unable to control yourself and find a way to please them all.

Dj and Peyton for sure have to have Dugey Syndrome

There is no chance Paul will have Dugey Syndrome

by Lil panda 420 January 27, 2022

Stinkholm Syndrome

A psychological phenomenon in which an individual traumatized by anal penetration begins to feel sympathy for, and even desires anal penetration.

I thought it was just a one time ass play, but I think I gave her stinkholm syndrome.

by ThatCoyote June 20, 2016

Hefner Syndrome

A man with a beautiful loving and loyal wife that he takes for granted while chasing whores.

Oh, my husband? Ask his exwife, crachkwhore, babymomma, barber or any lady walking the street after dark, you know one of my wife in laws. Poor thing, he really has Hefner Syndrome.

by J. Wife June 26, 2019