Chinese Car Wash

A Chinese massage parlor where you receive a happy ending, usually men go just for that reason.

Hey Ed wanna go down to the chinese car wash after work tonight?


The new girl at the chinese car wash is a screamer.

by Ken R December 21, 2008

Real tuner car

a true high-performance sport compact car, as opposed to economy cars. these cars actually perform, or have potential to be tuned to such a state. they usually are more expensive. they might be domestic or imported.

visually customizing these cars actually holds water because they perform.

Real tuner car list
Dodge Neon SRT4
Honda Prelude
Acura TL Type-S
Nissan Skyline
Honda NSX
Nissan 350Z
Nissan Fairlady 300ZX
Honda Civic Si (Yes, they ARE tuners!)

by CivicSi...are tuners. really. July 30, 2009

yellow car game

when your in a car and you see a yellow car you have to say yellow car and you get to punch everyone in the car once. service and commercial cars don't count. you also get to slap one person as hard as you can in the face if you see a pink car because thats the rarest color.

person 1: "yellow car!"
person 1: (punches person 2 & 3)
person 3: "pink car!"
person 3: (slaps person 1 in the face)
person 1: "ouch yellow car game"

by cute lil kitty June 3, 2009

Three car rule

The unwritten driving rule that if you're pulling up to a stoplight and right lane is empty, you are not not turning right, and the left lane has less three cars then you move over to the left lane.

This dick in front of me didn't abide by the three car rule, now I'm stuck at the longest light in the city.

by TheDickInFrontOfYou July 28, 2012

Car scene slag

A creature that surfaces at car meets, has a distinct smell of burnt clutch and head gasket failure to it, bounces between desperate lads in the car scene then tries to set up an only fans when her vagina would require 1tb of memory for a single lip shot

The burnt clutch smell lingered as the car scene slag waved her vagina across the car park

by Vag1989 January 26, 2020

Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car

"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"

by Philip Swift July 14, 2019

forced car reproduction

Forced car reproduction occurs when two people of opposite genders get into a head on car accident, and because they were not wearing seat belts, fly through the windshield. When they collide in the air, their reproductive organs are inserted into each other. As a result of this, combined with the sexiness of the woman, the man ejaculates, impregnating the woman. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a newborn baby.

Matthew: Did you hear about Stacy?

Antonio: Yeah, she had a kid because of forced car reproduction.

by BobMcBobbington June 1, 2014