Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023

AIDS-Gull

ˈaidsË ËŒgÊŒl

n. pl. AIDS-gulls

1. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) a popular name for the gull (the bird) predominantly found in Philadelphia Pa. with hypodermic needles attached to its talons and foam erupting from its beak.

2. (Life Sciences & Allied Applications / Animals) An emaciated transient human found in Philadelphia Pa. (American city) This condition is most likely due to substance dependance.

3. (Business / Professions) NZ a casual wharf labourer who is not a trade-union member who has AIDS.

4. (American Sports) a professional athlete who is currently or has played with The Philadelphia Eagles (American football team); or the entire team itself.

"Someone call 911, that AIDS-gull just speard me in the eye with his hypodermic talon!"

"They need to put nets up in the subways, I think that would help keep the AIDS-gulls out."

"Damn you AIDS-gull, you took my job!!"

"Its no wonder they call the Eagles the 'Philadelphia AIDS-gulls, their defensive line sucks!"

by JimmyPink12 October 24, 2011

Kool aid

Could be harmless or deadly depending on who made it.

She saw herself as Bridget, the New York City Irish mouse encouraging immigrant mice to fight the cats, when in reality she was closer to the mouse that lived in Jim Jones's church in a small town in Indiana, the mouse that drank his kool aid and encouraged other mice to do the same.

by The Original Agahnim January 27, 2022

Snake AIDS

The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones

“I’d love to smoke that ciggie on the ground over there but I don’t wanna get snake aids ykwis”

by queenofcringe April 27, 2024

Unicorn aids

When you’re gay but you want a kid but are to broke to adopt so you fuck a hooker and get aid spreading it to your partner. And all in the end the hooker aborts

Shit did you hear what happened to Kenny? He get unicorn aids, fucking twat.

by Iateacatoops December 9, 2018

AIDS

What Fortnite is because people thirst like fags

This game is literally AIDS

by Oologukk February 23, 2019

Kool-aid Smile

The act of going down on a woman during her period then giving her a kiss. (T.V.L)

-"I just gave my girl a kool-aid smile."
-"That's gross dude."

by 69Ty13rDurd3n July 14, 2019