The Osaka Bullet Train

The act of self-pleasure while on a bidet and immediately preceeding climax, one initiates the bidet to spray firmly on the rectum, thus creating a supergasm.

Guy 1: Have you ever been to Japan?
Guy 2: Yes, I experienced The Osaka Bullet Train for the first time there.

by 4guys1house December 29, 2018

french train schedule

A French train schedule is often marked delayed, or in French, retard. Someone who is a French train schedule, then, is a retard.

"The new guy is such a French train schedule. How'd he get in?"
"Nepotism."

by Instr August 18, 2017

Alabama train derailment

When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.

We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.

by Gliterbob the Clown March 10, 2023

Louisiana Lube Train

Where multiple men gather in a group, and one starts jacking off. He nuts in another mans hand who then uses the nut as lube to jack himself off and nut in another mans hand, and so on.

Yeah bro, the college party was lit! It was a bit of a pain though cos I was at the end of thr Louisiana Lube Train!

by cookedbogan69 January 11, 2021

shoe chu train

shoe chu train would do anything to make you feel better, and is so beautiful and that's just the truth. Shoe chu likes to take up the back of trucks and is actually really cool and amazing

shoe chu train trAIN

by weeniestreamy July 26, 2021

Detroit train cars

It is when two men fist each other at the same time in a train like manor

Those dudes Detroit train cars so well

by abccdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzz January 13, 2021

Vroom Vroom Train

A Vroom Vroom Train is a very good friend to have. Vroom Vroom Train is very funny, kind, smart, and friendly. Do not be afraid to approach Vroom Vroom Train. If someone hurts you, Vroom Vroom Train will be there to save you and destroy whoever upset you. Get a friend like Vroom Vroom Train.

Choo Choo Bus and Vroom Vroom Trains are the best kind of friends out there

by The Vroom Vroom Train May 22, 2023