ditch cow

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.

Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.

Stop being such a ditch cow

by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

Sad Cow

The Sad Cow is used to get a third party reference and viewpoint on a given situation when a third party is not around. Also used to make gauge the fail or win of a situation without risking being quoted on your thoughts of a situation.

"This has made Sad Cow happy..." - After two chicks making out

by Chad Barrett February 21, 2009

fat cow gravy

this is what texans call ice cream

Dell: I'll have a vanilla fat cow gravy, pardner.

by FlyingKP June 21, 2024

doja cow

not a cat, don't say meow

mooooooooooooooooooooooo doja cow's a cow bitchhhhhh

by I have 16 accounts August 4, 2022

milking cow

A "milking cow" refers to a user who is exploited by addictive algorithms on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube. These users are drawn into endless scrolling and content consumption, generating revenue for the platforms without receiving equivalent value in return.

After spending hours mindlessly scrolling through TikTok, I realized I was just another milking cow, feeding the algorithm while getting nothing productive out of it.

by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025

Bitch Bitch Whore Cunt Cow

General purpose utility expression for moderate to severe frustration with the douchebaggery of an individual, a uncooperative object and/or the entire fuckening of a situation

Dude Bro 1: Dude, that Dude Eric wants to cash another check.

Dude Bro 2: BITCH BITCH WHORE CUNT COW!! No Muffukka', NO!

by ThugGuzzler February 26, 2024

Disabled Cow

Manuel

Do you guys know Manuel?
You mean Disabled Cow

by M7A6T9T1H0E6W March 2, 2020