tit do

When a women's stomach sticks out further than her breast do.

That fat bitch has a tit do.

by Jason March 23, 2003

hamburger tits

a fat women with saggy sweaty breasts with unusually large nipples

she deffinatly should be at this nude beach , her hamburger tits are making me sick .

by aprillll June 17, 2005

Curtain tits

A chick who has a flappy set of pancake titties, that when you try to lick her bell button you gotta separate her titties like a curtain

I thought that chick had nice titties, but when I took off her bra, they fell down to her waste. I went to lick her bellybutton and I had to separate them like a set of curtains. I was almost ready to look for a draw string.

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

tits and gravy

Two great things: tits and gravy, now together at long last.

Also, British slang for "allright," peachy keen, cool, hunky dory, copasetic, mellow, A-OK, all clear on the Western front, etc.

Last night, my girlfriend poured some gravy on her boobs and told me to lick it off. Everything's tits and gravy over here.

by the birds and trees October 21, 2007

Wiener Tits

Also sometimes known as "dick tits"

Correct meaning is nipples that when a woman is excited or cold stick out so far they appear to be boners in her shirt.

When a woman is not excited or cold they droop looking as wieners hence the name wiener tits

My god I saw this girl that was nipping out so bad it looked like she had wiener tits!

by Jon "Studley" Miller May 14, 2008

Zit Tits

When a girl of any age has prodigious amounts of chest acne, completely taking away the pleasure of staring down those double barrels.

"Man, did you see April? Her zit tits made me wanna defenestrate myself."
"Yah, she needs a busload of Proactiv."

by BanHammer2000 December 20, 2008

Tit Dance

Tit-Dance: A dance often found in NW England bars and night-clubs involving flapping ones breats with hands, usually whilst singing the theme tune to 'I Dream Of Jeannie'. Often adapted to a variety of situations (see examples below).

An example of the Dances described in examples below can be found by seaching for 'OTD Manchester' on youtube - see 0.49 seconds for 'Scarf Dance'.

1. Orang-Utan Tit Dance (OTD) - a version of the Tit-Dance which is done whilst moving the rest of your body like an Orang-Utan.

2. Scarf Dance - Tit Dance broken up by mimicing the action of waving ones scarf in the air.

by Binbag2009 July 24, 2009