The Karen, or as it’s officially known “The Complainus Americanum”. Easily identified by its distinctively short mane, volatile nature and extreme aggression. The Karen is at its most dangerous when unknowingly already talking to the manager or proven wrong. The introduction of video recording equipment to its proximity will result in hysterical tantrums or acts of violence. The introduction of law enforcement can yield similar results.
Their diet consists of kids on skateboards, the homeless and service staff. Essentially anyone belonging to the genus “Minimus Wagus”.
They are also often seen consuming gin or soy/almond milk coffee that is known to trigger sudden aggression if not prepared correctly.
Their diet consists of kids on skateboards, the homeless and service staff. Essentially anyone belonging to the genus “Minimus Wagus”.
They are also often seen consuming gin or soy/almond milk coffee that is known to trigger sudden aggression if not prepared correctly.
The Karen threw the coffee that was “too hot” In the face of the manager after it identifying itself, seemingly oblivious to the sage it was in. The Karen then fell to the floor screaming “You’ve assaulted me” until it became aware of the members of the public that we’re filming at which point it lashed out violently until retreating to its white 4WD BMW.
by Clever fox March 17, 2023
Get the Karenmug. Singular: Karen.
Plural: A homeschool of Karens.
A woman who puts her perceived "reality" above the needs and concerns of others.
A Karen is often narrow-minded, usually unaware of how the world works outside of her personal buble, but always thinks she has the solution if people would just do what she says. This leads to a constant state of entitlement which is how they are most easily recognized.
Many will claim that a Karen is a white woman between 30-50 years of age, but they can be found at any age and any nationality. They are just most common with those particular traits.
Karens can be found on both the extreme left and right political spectrum. On the left you get: aggressive vegans, new age spiritualists, Goop supporters, and organic produce advocates.
While the right is filled with: wealthy stay at home moms who believe their kids can do no wrong, proselytizing evangelicals who believe in prayer over medicine, flat-earthers, Q-anon supporters, and bigots.
Note that all of the above are groups which have a loud and vocal minority. It is part of the selfrighetous belief that they are special because they are part of a small group that is right.
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A group of Karens is known as a homeschool of Karens. Just like a murder of crows or a parlement of owls, the group name “homeschool” describes the characteristics of a Karen.
Plural: A homeschool of Karens.
A woman who puts her perceived "reality" above the needs and concerns of others.
A Karen is often narrow-minded, usually unaware of how the world works outside of her personal buble, but always thinks she has the solution if people would just do what she says. This leads to a constant state of entitlement which is how they are most easily recognized.
Many will claim that a Karen is a white woman between 30-50 years of age, but they can be found at any age and any nationality. They are just most common with those particular traits.
Karens can be found on both the extreme left and right political spectrum. On the left you get: aggressive vegans, new age spiritualists, Goop supporters, and organic produce advocates.
While the right is filled with: wealthy stay at home moms who believe their kids can do no wrong, proselytizing evangelicals who believe in prayer over medicine, flat-earthers, Q-anon supporters, and bigots.
Note that all of the above are groups which have a loud and vocal minority. It is part of the selfrighetous belief that they are special because they are part of a small group that is right.
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A group of Karens is known as a homeschool of Karens. Just like a murder of crows or a parlement of owls, the group name “homeschool” describes the characteristics of a Karen.
One Karen complaining about whether her salad is organic is bad enough. But a homeschool of Karens for Sunday brunch is my own personal hell. - your waiter
by Strait_Literal September 17, 2021
Get the Karenmug. A very stereotypical woman, she is not a, "CAN I SPEAK TO THE MANAGER!" Will abuse you if is your mom or friend, or family. I know this... Because a Karen is my mom.
by Audrey.Is.Cool June 22, 2020
Get the Karenmug. Karen is a very lovely lady
by JaketheCat July 9, 2021
Get the Karenmug. Crazy, annoying migraine that doesn’t know how to shut up. Most of them are around about 40 or 50 and most of them have a bob cut which can also be referred to as The Karen Haircut. They also want to talk to your manager.
Shop worker: Madam you cannot enter this shop without a face mask. May I give you one?
Karen: ABSOLUTELY NOT! I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION ( she doesn’t have a medical condition she just wants to make a scene) WHICH PREVENTS ME FROM WEARING A MASK THEREFORE I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!
Shop worker: Then I’m sorry but you cannot enter this shop. Have a good day.
Karen: HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!
Shop worker: Listen lady if you can’t abide by the rules then GET OUT!
Karen:*Gasps* THATS IT WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER I WANT TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!
Shop worker: Actually I AM THE MANAGER!
Karen: Oh crap
Karen: ABSOLUTELY NOT! I HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION ( she doesn’t have a medical condition she just wants to make a scene) WHICH PREVENTS ME FROM WEARING A MASK THEREFORE I REFUSE TO WEAR A MASK!
Shop worker: Then I’m sorry but you cannot enter this shop. Have a good day.
Karen: HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE DISGUSTING!
Shop worker: Listen lady if you can’t abide by the rules then GET OUT!
Karen:*Gasps* THATS IT WHERE IS YOUR MANAGER I WANT TO MAKE A COMPLAINT!
Shop worker: Actually I AM THE MANAGER!
Karen: Oh crap
by DoYouWantAMarvellousCupOfTea? August 20, 2020
Get the Karenmug. A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Symptoms:
- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)
- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research
- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)
- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore
Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms
Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch
by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020
Get the karenmug. A person who likes to cause drama and throw shade on Facebook. and has everything in live laugh love even though she does the exact opposite and enjoys pissing people off.
Bob: dude your mom is such a Karen!
Jerry: no dude she’s really nice
Bob: yesterday she called the police because kids where skate boarding in the neighborhood.
Jerry: my mom would never be such a middle aged rude person who has live laugh love everything and hates when people are happy!
Jerry: oh no she is a karen!
Bob:told you so. :)
Jerry: no dude she’s really nice
Bob: yesterday she called the police because kids where skate boarding in the neighborhood.
Jerry: my mom would never be such a middle aged rude person who has live laugh love everything and hates when people are happy!
Jerry: oh no she is a karen!
Bob:told you so. :)
by Don’t use ur real name.com June 18, 2021
Get the Karenmug.