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Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature
"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."
by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018
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cheddar soup

when you rub your ass cheese on your friends' sheets and then he brings a chick over and her pussy juice makes makes a soup out of the ass cheese
Yo man that's hilarious she just made some cheddar soup in that douche's bed.
by Quintonious December 15, 2010
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Soup me

A Child friendly way of saying “Fucking end me”
by Mark Simp May 19, 2021
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Alphabet Soup

A concoction of multiple and many drugs that usually result in deadly overdoses that often take ones life.
Ex: "Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine," the office said in a short statement.
- CNN
“He died after a night of alphabet soup. They found Meth, Fentanyl, Cocaine, Alcohol, and Xanax in his system”
by Salami420 December 25, 2020
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Soup Sandwich

A person that is "wholly" incompetent; doesn't know their foot from their ass.
That witness I had to call was a soup sandwich...definite not guilty on this one.
by AVS12345 November 15, 2023
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cream of mushroom soup

When your partner lays upside down and you shoot your load into their nostrils, making a nice creamy batch of a sticky white-sauced-soup in their nose
I can’t wait to make her a bowl of cream of mushroom soup
by teddykreuger October 21, 2025
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soup terrorist

Somebody who spices up the, but not limited to, soup with some form of bodily fluid...
Why does this lobster bisque taste funny?

Geoff pissed in it.

Fuckin soup terrorist
by Flat.Turd September 4, 2020
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