Bass snake 

A big, fat, throbbing penis.

"Aw yeah, take a look at my bass snake, baby. Let's fuck."

Bass snake by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

brown snake playing peek a boo

When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in

Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!

brown snake playing peek a boo by dukeofthecamelsx May 12, 2015

anal snake intruder 

Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.

So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.

anal snake intruder by RottenTwinkies666 July 1, 2016

KD Snake 

a cheater, one seeking the easy way out, trying to do the least amount of work possible

I get John on my team

That is unfair you KD Snake! He is to good!
I get him

KD Snake by Ur_boy July 28, 2018

Butt snake 

A snake is an elongated, limbless, carnivorous reptile. A butt snake is one that lives, or seeks to live, in your bum.

There is a supreme leader of butt snakes, who commands and controls all. If approached by a butt snake, do anything in your power to seal your anus because once penetrated, butt snakes are almost impossible to remove.

The supreme emperor butt snake only sees the colour brown, and travels at the speed of sound once locked on to its targeted anus.

Oh shit, there's a butt snake!

Stop being such a butt snake.

I think 'John` might be the supreme leader, he's such a butt snake.

Butt snake by John Haines January 13, 2022

Clobbering a snake 

Similar to "choking the chicken", "clobbering a snake" also refers to masturbation. The main difference is that you can only "clobber the snake" while playing Farmville in Vancouver.

I walked in on CT Clobbering a snake last night.

Clobbering a snake by Domingo_is_sexy July 6, 2010

charming the snake 

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

charming the snake by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014