Sleep

Is a forward Assault player and is hot sexy and Hornys wants sleep so bad but sleep is playing hard to get.

Sleep is a pro FA player

by ItzzDylanYT November 15, 2020

Sleep

What’s that? I’ve never heard of it

I think I’m supposed to get this thing called “sleep” but idk what it is

by You pesudonym November 20, 2020

sleeping

sleeping is an action that contributes to the health and wellbeing of a person. steps include: 1. putting your phone down, 2. getting comfy, 3. closing your eyes, and 4. entering sleep. you should give these steps a try next time you are feeling tired (as in right fucking now). go to sleep because I love you and I care about you and sleep > talking to me.

sleep is good and i like sleeping. you should try it sometime.

by jugbaby78 November 28, 2020

SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.

Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!

by Jack Casper November 30, 2020

Sleep

Is like being death without commitment.

If you have a child, roommate, any stay at home animals, live with siblings or neighbours who love drilling into the walls or mow the lawn at 5 am (I’ll get you one day. I know we’re you live) you’ll never get enough of it.

If you’re a parent, a student, a gamer, an artist, actually there’s one one person who gets enough of it.

Dead people

Someone: you look tired, get some sleep you need to rest

Someone: I’ll sleep when I dead.

by CR_ April 27, 2020

sleep simp

when someone you know sleep talks and starts simping over multiple females in their sleep

"yo did you hear dan last?"
"yeah I can't believe he sleep simp 's that hard"

by not a sleep simp April 29, 2020

Sleeping Doxy

A sleeping doxy is just a mega thot. Sleeping Doxies will find as many men to fuck in one night, like a normal thot. They do this because they want these men to impregnate them, thus making the men pay child support.

Guy 1: Yo bro
Guy 2: Yeah dude?
Guy 1: See that woman over there? She's a sleeping doxy. Stay away from her.
Guy 2: Thanks bro, I don't wanna pay child support bills.

by 123456789098765432156739201 May 9, 2020