shoe channel

The Shoe Channel. All Shoes, all the time. See Sesame Street.

Elmo: "Lets look what's on TV!"
TV: "The Shoe Channel! All Shoes, all the time."

by Mechacrazie2k August 9, 2005

Shoe Full

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.

I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.

by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019

Kinky Shoe

A kinky person, that identifies as a skechers shoe

"YoU're sucH a KInKy shOE"

"uR kINky fOr eVeythiNg"

"ANd u gEt hIt wiTh a shOe"

by STAN BLACKPINK November 23, 2021

Beef Stew in my Shoe

Diarrhea (aka beef stew) neatly dripped down the production line (your pant leg), gathered in your sterilized shoe, then canned for resale, or to simply waft with besties on a rainy day.

“Beef stew in my shoe” has been so well received, I’ve been asked to expand my menu.

Shoe salad, foot fries, hamstring hash, ankle appetizers, all served with toe jam gravy.

by BB29576 April 21, 2023

Shoe duck

Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.

"Hey did you see Johnathan's new shoes"

"Oh yeah, he's a total shoe duck."

by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024

goody-two-shoes

literally mehjabeen.

mehjabeen is a goody-two-shoes

by morendih June 28, 2025

Otis-Shoe

A universally disliked piece of footwear. Usually categorized by an entire community’s hatred and outrage regarding it. In some instances loved by nobody.

Hey... you see that shoe? That is an Otis-shoe. God awful fucking trash and everyone agrees.

by Kubby13 September 5, 2019