Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."
by Mel Stoneman June 04, 2025
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Salty margarita

A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef
Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night
by Battleblood 7273 November 28, 2016
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The Salty Volcano

John hadn't wanked for six months, when he finally did he produced the salty volcano
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Salty Anne

The act of placing salt and ice (the salt and ice challenge) on male genitals until he feels a burning sensation and then stopping the burning by having intercourse.
Last night me and my girlfriend did the Salty Anne
by Sweet life on gunt and trio March 21, 2018
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Salty Drop

When a Fantasy Football Manager gets mad that he misses the playoffs and drops all his star players!
I'm about to salty drop my whole squad!
by Belvedere Ballington December 06, 2013
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salty nachos

A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner
Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun
by J-ezzle December 20, 2017
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salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps
Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle
by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019
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