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Get the Salty banana boat mug.When a man or woman lets their pubic hair grow so far out that excretions absorb into it as they urinate.
John: "So you didn't finish her off?"
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
Bill: "Well I was going to, but her salty washcloth hit me straight in the nose. I just got dressed and left after that."
by ShinDiz May 9, 2025
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Get the Salty Snow mug.Salty Uncle refers to a truly adorable man, who can be as soft and loving as a teddy bear marshmallow or as driven and focused as bad ass navy seal with a score to settle. They can sometimes be referred to Salty Pork Hand too, which is strange as they are more commonly associated with being addicted to Salted Fish and Fresh Mango, post massage. As loyal as an Akita, they will never let you down and have been known to excel at jobs such as Quality Assurance & Regulatory Management, Trade Show Management, Spontaneous Spy missions to India and Guidance Councillor.
"Hey, check out Salty Uncle over there.. look at him go! Looks like he's on a mission to return 12 umbrellas to hotel to avoid a fine"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
"Old Salty Pork Hands, he's a top bloke! I heard he flew into India solo in the middle of a terrorist bombing just to return an umbrella"
"Have you meet the guy from the quantity team yet?" ... "You mean Salty Uncle? Yeah I met him last week, guys a legend"
by Mangoes Since 2025 June 3, 2025
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He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)
A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)
A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."
by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025
Get the Salty Beans mug.A Salty Dink is a celebrated but often detested shot in the growing sport of Pickleball.
A Salty Dink occurs when a regular dink hits the net and barely drops to the other side, making it an unexpected and almost impossible shot for the opponents to return.
A Salty Dink occurs when a regular dink hits the net and barely drops to the other side, making it an unexpected and almost impossible shot for the opponents to return.
Damn, that Ben guy is hitting so many Salty Dinks today!
Fuaarrrr out, Alex got the Saltiest Dink I've ever seen against Ben J and Anna!
Fuaarrrr out, Alex got the Saltiest Dink I've ever seen against Ben J and Anna!
by Anna LW June 8, 2025
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