The Rock Tribunal

The place where the rankings of bands are decided headed up by The Rock Oracle.

I wonder how it was decided Metallica are A leaguers, oh ya the Rock tribunal got it Wight.

by The Rock Oracle July 15, 2023

Bryan The Rock

Bryan is a skinny imbecile with a hugely deformed jawline that looks like it came from area 51. When an image of his jawline is posted online, it gets automatically marked as "explicit images". The user must verify that they are over 60 years old. Thus, this proves how terribly bad his jawline is. Bryan possesses an ability to remove his jawline and throw it at any entity. The jawline will come to life and start snapping at the target until they eventually succumb to the power of his bad jawline.

My laptop broke and I lost two eyes after I saw Bryan's jawline on the internet. I regret all my life choices. Bryan The Rock is the best.

by Wenomechaindasuma September 5, 2023

The Rock sus

The Rock Sussy😳

Dont Let Him Catch You In 4k Or Else Your Gonna Get Fucked By A 6’11 Black Man So No Corn Hub Durning NNN. NO SEXY CORN VIDEOS (unless the rock approves) the rock sus is kinda sus

by Mega Bbc November 29, 2021

Slop Rocks

Giving head with pop rocks in your mouth.

She gave me that wam bam alakazam kind of slop rocks last night, im ethereal.

by aegic0la May 27, 2022

Rock Muncher

An unintelligent person who proverbially "munches rocks". Often a political science major. A rock muncher may try to disguise their rock munching by doing non-rock munching things, such as double majoring - however, do not let this fool you, they ARE a rock muncher.

person a: "Did you know that Josh is a political science major? I didn't realize he was a rock muncher."
person b: "I know, and he tries to hide it by double majoring in computer science..."

by williamwallace1234 February 1, 2022

'Nam Rock

A genre comprised of rock used for the soundtracks of old Vietnam War films. Basically CCR songs, but can include songs from other groups from the 60s and 70s.

"Breh, turn of that 'Nam Rock."
"Nah, dude, 'Run Through the Jungle' slaps."

by PeaceFrog112 February 12, 2021

brothers in rock

Term used to describe two male members of a band (typically a rock band) that are extremely close, one might even say best friends. The term was first used by Gerard Way on his post about Frank Iero's new album.

Gerard Way and Frank Iero are definitely the best brothers in rock i have seen, i aspire to be like that with someone one day.

by antisocial killjoy February 25, 2021