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piss rocket

A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.
Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.
by Qohelet August 29, 2025
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rocket league kid

Stupid idiot who plays nothing but rl/fifa. They have 0 brain and 0 social skills and they have 0 friends, bitches and father
Rl kid: HEATSEEKER IS SUPREME IM BAD AT THE GAME AND I NEED AIMBOT ORJDIDHDISUDH IM A rocket league kid
by Utuddubsushs November 14, 2023
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waxing the rocket

Masturbation with the intent of cumming ferociously.
My horniness astounds me, I will be waxing the rocket to relieve this pressure.
by Jacknapier75 January 6, 2016
mugGet the waxing the rocketmug.

Pocket rocket pussyfoot

A really funny insult to use when your in a non-serious argument. This phrase originated from Lila and Jenny’s creative imagination.
by pussyslayr April 15, 2022
mugGet the Pocket rocket pussyfootmug.

Rollback Rocket

Where she pulls out your foreskin as far as it goes, then blows her nose farmer style into it to lube it for a few tugs
She gave me a Rollback Rocket last night because.....well.....why not.
by Clifford Foxbus October 20, 2020
mugGet the Rollback Rocketmug.

rocket rided

1. Shoot a guided middle and ride on top of it
2. Shove a couple of fire works up your arse

Synonyms, Rocket riding, Rocket ride
1. My girlfriend rocket rided me to a victory royale yesterday.
2. Have you tried rocket riding
by Vape N8 May 24, 2018
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