caught on ring

Video footage caught on those smart doorbells you see around.

"Hey bro, did you hear about Diego? He's back in the pen..... robbery or some shiz"
"no way, how they catch his fat ass?"
"apparently he was outside some apartment and set off the motion sensing doorbell, he was caught on ring"
"daaaayyyyummmmm..... well at least i can smash his sister now"

by King Chod September 2, 2020

eye-rings

dark rings under one's eyes

It seems you haven't slept well for ages.
Why that?
Because of these eye-rings you've got.

by maroccan July 7, 2011

fourth ring of death

The fourth ring of a phone call, after which you know the receiving end is not going to answer.

Ah shit, its the fourth ring of death, guess I'm going to voicemail.

by REAL BETA December 6, 2019

Pick Her Ring

A man who hooks up with a woman who is already taken by another man, with no regard for the couples relationship.

When her husband left for work the Pick Her Ring went to their house and made his move on the wife.

by McSliz October 5, 2016

constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Boik Ringes

(Noun) 1: A name for anybody or anything (this is what i named my pumpkin that I mad in art class)

" Hey yo look it's Boik Ringes over there. Hi Boik!"

by itz ya boi skinny penis October 24, 2019

rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."

Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.

by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022