purple haze

Incredibly over-rated strain of cannabis.

The purple color denotes a lack of Potassium in the plant tissue, which can cause a drop in sugar production in the plant, possibly decreasing potency as well as flavor.

Most "stoners" think that purple means the pot is packing extra "punch". In reality (not pot induced fantasy), the purple color of the plant most often means either that:

1. It is of inferior quality and/or
2. that it does NOT increase the potency/flavor of the plant

Other causes for the coloring of the plants in temperature fluctuation, mostly when temperatures drop below about 55ºF.

So either way, purple does not mean the plant is better than the normal green plant, but that it is probably weaker than the another plant that is very green.

Stick with green kiddies...

"This purple haze bud is cronic!" -idiot
"Actually that bud sucks, try this shit" -intellegent person
"oh shit, thats way better!" -idiot (gaining intellegence slowly)

by Ishboo June 28, 2006

purple dildo

a certain variety of dildo which some people seem to have a certain affinity for

Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between dennis smith and his purple dildo has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

by ducttape16 March 29, 2003

purple puckered star

the "a" hole

by crap magnet May 25, 2003

purple headed throbber

A raging hard-on...ready to explode

She rode me until she climbed off my purple headed throbber and it spayed all over her face

by Mr.JJM August 24, 2006

Purple Dynasty

The best Rec basketball team to ever come out of Wilbraham Massachusetts. Claiming 2 of the past 3 Championships under a few different names but always being called the Purple Dynasty for their Purple jerseys

"Whos gonna win the rec championship this year?"
"hah! Mike will with the Purple Dynasty just like Nick and Will did before him"
"oh right, stupid question"

by Recball December 11, 2008

purplenipplepoop

Poop from the ass of one with purple nipples. This variety of poop is well sought after for the extraordinary plop sounds it produces during an Alabama Hot Pocket.

"Shaneequah has some purple nips, I bet her purplenipplepoop will make some good ass plop sounds."

by matt the poop pope July 3, 2008

purple nirple

when you twist someone's nipple causing the nipple to become purple with a bruise. if nipple ring is present you risk ripping it out.

I gave nigel a purple nirple; he didn't tell me about his new nipple ring and it was ripped out

by lisa forever January 2, 2009