E-Punk

E-Punk is a new-wave genre of punk, the bands are usually individuals with something on their mind. The music has an infectious and melodic beat, with fuzzy or distorted vocals. The songs are usually statements on what it's like living in the modern age, and the issues that go along with it. It preaches individuality, self reliance, and emotional awareness. The artists are known for being edgy, flawed and relatable to anyone raised on the internet. The most popular and pillar of the E-Punk Genre is none other than shooter himself (negative xp) however the sound is spreading like wildfire with tons of new artists coming out of the woodworks to show what they can bring to the table. It is a beautiful, angry, sad, loud, melodic and extremely indie form of punk that should be welcomed to the scene with open arms. What screams individuality like making your own music, by yourself, with no labels, and saying whatever the fuck you want?

"I love E-Punk, Crust Sox is my favorite artist, but Negative XP is also really good."

"Shut up you whiney incel virgin! How about you listen to some real punk like Lil Peep!"

by Fish_Manz December 3, 2021

Calimero punk

A subgenre of egg punk that is filled with references to the Italian cartoon series "Calimero". Picture a punkier version of Devo, but with eggshell helmets instead of energy domes and the overall attitude and behaviour of the cute black Italian chick.

Customer: Do you have any egg punk albums?
Record store cashier: Indeed, we do.
Customer: Do you have any Calimero punk albums?
Record store cashier: I don't think a genre like that exists.

by OhNo S. January 19, 2025

Pulled a Punk

When you exit a stream and return asking “what did I miss?”.

Salty Ross has no idea what’s going on in chat because he pulled a punk!

by JoniZamBoneMe November 27, 2023

skunk punk

The act of convincing someone they’re smelling a dead skunk outside, when you actually ripped a silent, smelly fart in the car. Verb.

When my wife asked what that awful smell was on the way to the store, I had to skunk punk her, lest she know that she was actually smelling my gas.

by Pete Timmers January 14, 2018

Daft Punk

A person who is simply irritating and tries to be dominating.

A: You know that gal, she's just fucking crazy.
B: Nah, she's a damned daft punk.

by RJB33 December 29, 2014

punk tale

Punk Tale is a little asshole who doesn't know when to quit.

Person: "Stop grabbing at my anus} dad! Your such a Punk Tale}!

by Poptart Savage August 27, 2016

Punk rock sucks

It has no musical merit. It promotes Marxism. And it is just really really lame.

Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.

Punk rock sucks. Before that, music was still musical. Punk musicians destroyed everything.

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020