dick plunging

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet

I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.

by PAYNT May 16, 2016

Dick Shovel

The act of scooping shit out of a gaymans ass and putting it in his mouth

The guy up the road and his gay lover tried their first dick shovel on each other

by DCDEAN December 19, 2012

Dogfish Dick

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.

After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.

by Sister Wives January 17, 2013

shirt dick

The happy coincidence of accidentally leaving your pants fly open, and the corner of your shirt poking out of your fly in such a way so as to form a shirt dick that may be mistaken for your very own penis. A largely unfortunate and unintentional occurrence. Worse when wearing skin tone coloured shirts.

I was in such a hurry this morning that I forgot to do up my fly. To add insult to injury, after a morning of travelling on public transport and polite conversation with customers, I looked down to discover not only my open fly, but that I was also sporting a rather impressive shirt dick.

by benaud September 2, 2013

dick oyster

when ur balls get super fuckin sweaty and your cock gets stuck between em and then you just hafta pry it out that's a dickoyster

boy i got such a fucking dick oyster after that jog

by kyle cuntdick August 23, 2012

Dick Fungi

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

My dick

Is fucking awsome

My dick *points to crotch* right here.

by AWESOME364859 March 21, 2010