noob

(the first real definition for noob that's not bashing towards them)

A noob is someone who is new to the game and unexperienced. Not someone who killed you.

bob: are you a noob?
noob: yes, how do i play

by Pl3bberr July 5, 2018

bald noob

a shoeless nigga that aint got no hair, and is a noob at playing chess

person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd

by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023

noob

a disgusting rat you should spit on

DISGUSTINGNESS RATNOOB

by hikyoki February 19, 2020

Noob

A person who is a stupid cunt and do weird stuff.

Markus Fjær is such Noob

by YBN B-rage September 14, 2018

Noob stay noob

Phrase
Derogatory

This implies that the said audience remains noobs because of his incompentency

Wow bro 15 minutes and youre 0/10 in top lane? Noob stay noob.

by Lazada 11 11 sale November 17, 2020

goob my noob

A saying you use when you're doing something but cannot disclose anymore details than "Goobing my noob"

Bill: Wanna hangout this weekend?
Jeffrey: I would but I'm gonna be too busy. I gotta goob my noob
Bill: Oh okay!

by TheRatEater December 5, 2024

noobe

me.

noobe: "greetings"
you: "how did you get into my house"

by noobe gaming June 4, 2022